Twas the
night before Christmas, Dad’s nowhere to be found
He’s out on
the prowl with a leap and a bound
He left all
his shopping for the very last instant
With all
that was happening, his mind was quite distant
The
children were all resting, zoned out on their phones
They didn’t
even notice that dad had not shown
Mom on her
tablet trying to update her Net card
Had all
settled down til the start of Die Hard
When at the
Couche Tard, there arose such a clatter
Dad slammed on the brakes like it really didn’t matter
The clerk
was so startled by the noise and the racket
That he
fell off his stool and broke the sign off it’s bracket
The sweat
on dad’s face was glistening like wax paper
The clerk
knew in a moment this was no illegal caper
For what
came to mind was immediately clear
This poor
daft father had just realized Christmas was near
He wasted
no time and as quick as a wink
Raced up
and down aisle only pausing to think
People he
needed to buy for they all came to mind
And he
called them by name hoping a gift he would find
For Jesse a
Frostee, no that wouldn’t do
It would be
melted by morning and watery too
For Kathy a
Mars bar and a Kit Kat for Beth
A Kinder surprise
for the kid with bad breath
The dog and
the cat, oh look some pet toys
And some
Christmas Ice Cream for my wife, my great joy
Dad wasted
no time and filled up bag after bag
The clerk
trying to keep up with every tag
The register
climbed as the counter did fill
And finally
the job done he asked for the bill
Two hundred
and six dollars the clerk he did say
And dad
pulled out his card with a lot of dismay
He paid for
the items and asked for more sacks
He could
put one in each bag and write their name on the back
Off to his
rumbling wagon he strode
He started
it up and drove out to the road
To the top
of the hill and now into the valley
Around one
more corner and then sneak down the back alley
Up the back
porch, his step light the cat’s
He snuck in
the back door but tripped over the mats
His wife
yelled to him from the living room chair
“Pick up
your feet you big clumsy bear”
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up to the bathroom he rose.
You could
hear him declare as he went down the back hall
Merry
Christmas to you and now rest until next fall.
Todd
MacDonald
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